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princeofdeduction:

Kevin: What are you doing?

Lauren: Hang on…

Kevin: Listeners, Lauren is doing something on her phone.

Lauren: Annnnd, done. Let’s see if that…yup! Yes, it seems to be! Wonderful!

Kevin: What did you do?

Lauren: I just liquidated nearly all of my domestic stock, and the market is reacting quickly to it. Stock prices are plummeting. The markets are really terrible today.

Kevin: Well that wasn’t very productive of you u lil bitch.

princeofdeduction:

Kevin: What are you doing?

Lauren: Hang on…

Kevin: Listeners, Lauren is doing something on her phone.

Lauren: Annnnd, done. Let’s see if that…yup! Yes, it seems to be! Wonderful!

Kevin: What did you do?

Lauren: I just liquidated nearly all of my domestic stock, and the market is reacting quickly to it. Stock prices are plummeting. The markets are really terrible today.

Kevin: Well that wasn’t very productive of you u lil bitch.

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cool-critters:

Mata mata (Chelus fimbriata)

The Mata mata is a freshwater turtle found in South America, primarily in the Amazon and Orinoco basins. It is strictly an aquatic species but it prefers standing in shallow water where its snout can reach the surface to breathe. The appearance of the mata mata’s shell resembles a piece of bark, and its head resembles fallen leaves. The mata mata is carnivorous, feeding exclusively upon aquatic invertebrates and fish, which it has to swallow whole, since it cannot chew due to the way its mouth is constructed.

fuckyeahstephensondheim:

"Send in the Clowns" is one of the best tracks on Ann Hampton Callaway’s excellent new album, out today.

voldesnorts:

district-twelves-fire:

queen-of-the-rising-demons:

The Four Founders of Hogwarts.

This fucked me up for a good 5 minutes.

oh my god it works

Damn peter is slaying

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